Howard Stern comments concerning
'Magic' Johnson

When L.A. Lakers star Magic Johnson
announced he was HIV positive,
it gave Howard Stern an opportunity to target the entire NBA.

Here are a few of Stern's comments.

"Magic Johnson has got a lot of money and even through AIDS
it's worth hanging out with him because,
after he's gone you get all of his money."


"He'd (Magic Johnson) better not go to Gilligan's Island"

A reference to a "parody" by Mr. Stern
In Stern's version the inhabitants of the island have children and eat the fetus.

To which Mr. Stern's announcer states, "They won't eat him he's diseased".



Concerning Magic Johnson's worth of $100,000,000, "I don't know, I guess I'd stay with him,
I'd let him do me a couple of times . . . a hundred million."



"You'd think that I had the AIDS virus the way that my wife stays away from me . .
and then when she does . . last Saturday night we had sex and . . .
(she says) it's my time of the month . . .
so I got something but you know. . . I could have done that myself".

Robin Quivers, Stern's announcer, quips, "So you had Magic Johnson sex".



"I can't understand the attitude of basketball players . . .
they see all of the 'meat' at the games every week and
they just bang away endlessly.

"And these guys just bang away on every broad".