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Howard Stern - 1/20/97
Stern to Jerry Steinfeld :
"You don't have to marry 'em, just bang 'em"
"Do you wear rubbers"
"you son of a bitch"
"I'd like to come back as your penis in my next life"
"Have you had sex this week with a woman"
"All you dopey broads keep spreading your legs for him thinking he
is going
to marry you"
"I don't have to suck any ass"
Howard Stern - 1/28/97
"If I got a broad pregnant, I'd just kill her."
In a voice imitating Bill Cosby
"When I get really horny, I go visit a white broad"
"Which one of you white broads in the audience wants a high hard one?"
Howard Stern - 1/31/97
Re: Mark Fuhrman
"So what, the guy's a racist.
99% of America is racist.
Everybody hates the Jews and the blacks."
Howard Stern - 2/4/97
"You need a new piece of ass every once in a while"
"I was ready to light fires.
I was like a black man ready
to burn my own apartment"
Howard Stern - 2/5/97
"I recommend that all my male listeners lay in front of the TV nude
and
pleasure themselves to the Miss USA pagent."
"What a little piece of ass."
"Jesus H Christ, give me a F'in break, Goddammit."
"I got my finger in about 20 dikes and I don't mean some lesbians"
"Honest to friggin' God"
Howard Stern - 2/7/97
"I'm one horny Mother F'er"
Howard Stern - 2/13/97
"such a piece of ass"
"look at the ass cheeks on this bitch"
"who cares if you're on the rag"
"let's just see your tampon"
"Oh, I want to bang you"
Howard Stern - 2/14/97
"My Dad's really well hung"
"What a dick"
"What a dickwad"
Howard Stern - 2/19/97
"Is heroin a great drug or what?"
Question : Why aren't there more blond haired black people
Answer : How dumb do you want them to be?
Howard Stern - 4/16/97
"I'll suck the diarrea out of your butt."
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