The Old Perk HeadquartersCareful, it's dusty in here. The Perk mansion was "acquired" by Tracy, the Psycho Vampire Slayer, in War 8, when she comandeered it for her headquarters in her fight to rid the world of vampires. It's a large place--easily accomodating Tracy, the Perks, Berg (the Merc on retainer to the Perks) and the alternate-universe vampire/"superhero", Brickman (both of whom kept out of PVS Tracy's way). When the Perks arrived, they found it already fitted out with full vampire-hunting supplies that took all of their lottery and gambling winnings to pay for. (Apparently the alternate-universe Tracy wasn't concerned about things like "money" and "other people's property". :) Although they (barely) managed to keep PVS Tracy from killing off this universe's vampires, sometime during the middle of the war, PVS Tracy and the Perks disappeared, never to be seen again... In recent wars, several attempts have been made to discover what happened to the Perks. So far these efforts have come up empty, but if there's one thing we know about Perks, you can't keep a good Perk from sticking her (or his) nose into a mystery. Please refer all faction-related questions to the Dark Perk War Leaders, Return to the DP War Room.
Maintained by Anne Jensen, Perkulator Librarian, and Perk/DP Co-Leader for War XII. |