Westcott Says, "Hey I'm Qualified!"

Harold Furchtgott-Roth is a Commissioner on the Federal Communications Commission.

Mr. Furchtgott-Roth does not own a television which proves that Americans will fall for just about anything.

President Clinton appointed (and Congress approved) a person who has no idea what he is regulating.

Hmmm, let's see now. He does not own a television but he regulated television broadcasting.

If Mr. Furchtgott-Roth can get a job regulating an industry and not know what that industry is all about then I guess I'm qualified for several cushy federal jobs.

I don't know anything about finances so, I'm qualified to be the Chairman of the Fed.

I'm not a doctor so, I'm qualified to be the Surgeon General.

I'm not an attorney so, I'm qualified to be the Attorney General.

I don't smoke, drink or own a gun so, I'm qualified to be the head of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.

Some say I don't have any common sense so, I'm qualified to be Vice President.

I don't own a house and I don't live in the city so, I'm qualified to be the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.

I don't have any money so, I'm qualified to be Secretary of the Treasury.

It seems to me that anyone appointed to a federal commission as a Commissioner would, at least, be required to know a little about the industry that they will be asked to regulate.

Oh yeah, there's one more federal job that I'm qualified for ..............

I don't inhale so, I'm qualified to be President.

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