Letters
From Sternies
Highlights from letters I've received
from Howard Stern fans.
I've removed the sender's full email address,
but I've left the spelling, grammar and punctuation
just as it was written.
From: writer@aol.com
BabaBooeeFafaFooeeGagaGooeeWaWaWooleeRaRaRoollieZaZaZoolie
I ought to f*** you up your a** you sorry piece of Jew shit
.......................Elitebabay
From: writer@erols.com
What's with you? You look like a hippie, but you're more uptight than that
house-frau Terry Rigalta (sp, Rikolta). I thought hippies were gentle and
into the whole
free expression thing. The last person I want deciding how my children
should be raised is a hippie who looks like Charles Manson with Jerry
Garcia's eating disorders
From: writer@concentric.net
Al Westcott, what a childish little person you are! Twisting the
truth for you own selfish purposes, which appear to be simply to make
some kind of "name" for yourself.
From: writer@webtv.net
Hey Al, not a bad web site. Some of the jokes were a little lame but,
I'm sure you'll get better.
I have to agree with the comments of one of the "Sternies", you
have
entirely too much free time on your hands.
I'll give you this, you seem to know your way around the construction of
a web site. Maybe you could make a few bucks doing web sites for others.
Al, I'm curious, when do you hit us up for money? You're just a
huckster posing as a concerned citizen. You SUCK! Don't ever try to
tell me what I can or can't listen to.
One last thing Al, do us all a favor, get a life.
From: writer@ua1ix.ua.edu
I'm sure Howard Stern thanks you for the publicity.
In fact, Hello Howard! You gotta a great scam going!
Bababooey to you!
From: writer@ix.netcom.com
Talk all this shit about stern. Don't listen to it then, you have the choice.
I should start a westcott page telling what a dumb ass you are...........
From: writer@bcl.net
I would like to say that I am proud to be a Howard Stern fan and will
pay my ticket money happily to see Howard's film,
"Private Parts:The Movie"at the earliest opportunity.
I grew up in a messed-up household with a neurotic harridan mother and
a father with a twelve-year-old-brat,bully mentality.Howard's antics and
coping with his family situation are an inspiration to millions,including
myself.
From: writer@cybergate.com
You are one brave man to say the things that you say. But I am wondering,
these " kids" you talk about are not forced to listen from Howard
Stern.
Because you don't approve of him, doesn't mean that another hard working
individual cannot relieve critical stress while listening to his different
brand of humor.
From: writer@pitt.edu
Howard Stern rules, you suck.. he has the #1 movie in the USA, and the
#1 album with the soundtrack for that movie. nuff said, loser
From: writer@neptune.net
hey, moron...you really think that Howard Stern is making kids do drugs?
campaigns like DARE make kids do drugs! i should know...i experimented
before i ever listened to Stern, and the main reason was because DARE
made it seem like such a badass thing to do, and instead of only telling
the side effects, they also told you how it makes you feel. do you have
a problem with that? or is it legitimate? also, if Howard Stern has 18
million supporters, who are you to say he's wrong? i'll bet that you
don't care if Stern gets taken off the air...you just want your name to
be known. you self-centered degenerate f***ing cock. instead of spending
your time doing this, you could:
1. help out at a homeless shelter
2. clean up littered areas
3. help out at a community center
4. volunteer for the Red Cross
From: writer@pacbell.net
AL,
LOOK YOU CAN MAKE FUN LIKE A CHILD IF YOU WANT BUT YOU STILL ARE A LOSER
AND IF YOU DON'T CARE WHAT I SAY THEN WHY DO WRITE BACK!!
OH, AND WHY DO YOU HHAVE A WEB PAGE.
LOOK HAVE FUN SPENDING ALL YOUR TIME UPDATING
YOUR "I HATE STERN PAGE"!!
GO F*** YOURSELF!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA I USED ALL
CAPS AND SPELLED EVERTHING WRONG!! OH NO!
From: writer@concentric.net
Howard Stern IS God.
From: writer@ginko.ait.fredonia.edu
I'm a Howard fan. You have some good points on your page, but I still
think we should have Freedom of Speech. So until we lose it, your page sucks.
From: writer@cland.boise.id.us
Al, you're intelligence level is really up there. I am amazed that you
know how to operate a computer.
From: writer@sympatico.ca
"suck my d***, you stupid piece of s***.
HOWARD RULES!
AND WILL KEEP RULING FOREVER, YOU F***ING DIPS***."
From: writer@erols.com
"I am the mother of two children, 13 and 10 years old. I do not allow
them to listen to HS, although I do. Here is how I manage it.
I turn the radio off when they come into the room.
I listen after they have gone to school.
When they are home sick, I don't listen to HS.
I don't understand why this regimen is so difficult and why parents who
don't
want their children to hear HS can't figure it out."
From: writer@netcom.com
"BTW, your page sucks and the jokes didn't even cause a giggle.
Leave the comedy to someone who knows about it, pinhead.
Crawl back under the rock you were spawned under."
From: writer@gate.net
"GET A LIFE! F*** THE FCC!!!!"
From: femalewriter@i-d.com
"Why don't you go pork your wife once in awhile and maybe it
will take your mind off what everyone else is doing?!"
From: writer@harborcom.net
"Howard Stern is one of
the last real crusaders for free speech in this country today. Perhaps you
should pack your bags and move to one of the several countries I have been
to where you are thrown in jail for uttering anti-government statements,
like Romania, or Bulgaria, or Turkey........"
From: writer@Telapath.com
"You have way too much time on your hands"
From: writer@erols.com
"you're just mad cause you're not king"
From: writer@walrus.com
"I've been looking for a good pic of a gavel... I took the one on your
otherwise useless Web page."
From: writer@li.net
"Loved your tribute to Howard, the rest of the page, as well as your
agenda is s***."
From: writer@aol.com
"So, if you want to change the world and make it better for children,
you
should set your sights on ridding this planet of people such as
Michael Jackson and yourself."
From: writer@voicenet.com
"What's next "Adolph", Book burnings on saturday night."
From: writer@earthlink.net
"Each day more of you die and more of us are born."
From: f***you@f***.you
"Hey f***face... you're not responsible for shit except giving Howard
more ratings you dumb shit. Go get laid."
From: writer@aol.com
"thanks for the advertiser update, I will now boycott all those companies
who
wrote you letters and cancelled their advertising with Howard Stern. And
of
course, I will go out of my way to patronise those current advertisers.
Thanks again, you worthless scum."
From: IamSatan66@aol.com
"why are you busting this guys balls ?"
From: writer@npiww.com
"It's not your fault your an a**hole. I'm sure something really bad
happen to you as a child to cause you to feel this way. I will give you
credit for your dedication. Maybe if we had more people like you we
could actualy make a difference."
From: writer@webspan.net
Dear Mr. Westcock,
You must be the stupidest man i never met. How could you possibly want
to take Howard Stern off the radio? I'm not sure if you
know this but we live in friggin America, and we've got something called
the Constitution. You know the first amendmant. In closing i would
like to tell you to write back if you aren't the bitch you seem to be."
