The King

There is a 25 million member cult in this nation whose leader is more powerful than Charles Manson, Jim Jones, David Keresh, or any other cult leader this country has ever known.

He is called, "King Of All Media" by his followers and his message of hate, sexual deviation, sodomy and mysogeny is delivered to the lemming-like cult members from coast-to-coast via public airwaves.

Like any brainwashed fanatic, the King's cult members do anything the leader dictates.

It is a symbiotic relationship between the King and the cult members that provides the King his forum and his followers a daily satiation for their perverse necessities. It is a communal relationship that epitomizes the definition of blind fanatacism.

Sternies call him "King" and he speaks of them as "niggers".

Sternies call him "King" and he speaks of them as "whores".

Sternies call him "King" and he speaks of them as "bitches".

Sternies call him "King" and he speaks of them as "bastards".

Unlike most cult leaders, the King does not ask them to give up their worldly posessions he simply tells them to buy his tapes, see his movies and read his books.

He does not promise deliverance to a better world or insight into this one, he simply promises that 'Snapple' tastes good.

He does not tell them to 'turn the other cheek', he tells them to spank the other cheek.

He tells his followers who to vote for ....... and they do.

He tells them what to drink ....... and they do.

He tells them what to drive ....... and they do.

He tells them to do drugs ....... and they do.

He tells them who to hate ....... and they do.

He tells them he would kill any woman pregnant with his child ....... and the Sternies listen.

He tells them that "niggers", like apples, look best hanging from a tree ....... and the Sternies listen.

He tells them that "all women are whores" ....... and the Sternies listen.

He teaches them that success is had by being a racist, a sexual deviate, a homophobic and a self centered meglomaniac ....... and the Sternies listen.

He teaches masturbation ....... and the Sternies listen.

He teaches sexual domination ....... and the Sternies listen.

He teaches sodomy ....... and the Sternies listen.

He teaches that "Fuck-You" means everybody ....... and the Sternies listen.

The Sternies listen as he holds a ritualistic sacrement using the bones and ashes of a dead cult member.

His message is aided by members of the government of the United States who honor the King in speeches in the United States Senate.

The Manson Cult = a handful

The David Keresh Cult = a few dozen

The Jim Jones Cult = a few hundred

The Heaven's Gate Cult = 39

The Howard Stern Cult = 25,000,000

Is Howard Stern really the leader of a 25 million member cult?

Yes!

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