Howard Stern
The 'King Of All Media'
Has Declared
"All women are whores, they will spread their legs for
any man with enough money."
A question for the King, does this include,
your wife Alison,
your three daughters (when they grow up, of course),
and your sister Ellen?
And are you referring to the wives of your multi-million dollar broadcasters,
Mrs. Michael H. Jordan (Westinghouse),
Mrs. Mel Karmazin (Infinity Broadcasting),
and does it include the wives of your political pals
The Governor of New York's wife, Mrs. George Pataki,
The Senator from New York's wife, Mrs. Alphonse D'Amato,
The President's wife, Hillary Clinton
and, are you saying that
New Jersey Governor, Christie Todd Whitman, is a whore?
Are you telling us that your pals
Jessica Hahn and Amy Linn are whores?
And Howard, clarify this for us, are you saying that
your mother, Ray Stern
will spread her legs for any man with enough money?
Is that what you're saying?
'Cause that what we heard!
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