Westcott's Letter
To The New York Board of Health



December 12, 1997

New York Board of Health
433 River Street, Suite 303
Troy, NY 12180

RE: Woman squirts whisky from vagina in CBS radio station

The purpose of this letter is to alert the New York Board of Health of a potentially devastating health hazard to the employees of New York City radio station WXRK-FM owned by CBS Radio.

1) WXRK-FM is the headquarters of The Howard Stern Show, a radio program broadcast daily in New York and more than 30 other radio stations in the United States and Canada.

2) On December 10, 1997, at approximately 7:30 AM (EDT), at the request of Mr. Stern, a woman entered the CBS Radio studio and proceeded to fill her vagina with whisky and, through pelvic muscular control, the woman squirted the liquid across the room and into the mouth of her husband.

3) The act was performed live on-the-air with millions of listeners to serve as witnesses to the facts as stated. (Tape recordings of said broadcasts are available from CBS Radio and WXRK-FM.)

This is a matter of utmost concern for the health of any and all persons who may have come in contact with the liquid or in contact with any party to the event. As an example, although it is not known whether the woman is HIV positive but, should she be determined to be HIV positive, the potential threat of spreading HIV infection to any WXRK-FM employee who may come in contact with the liquid, is obvious.

For the protection of WXRK employees and visitors, here are a few questions that need to be definitively answered.

1) Was this vagina fluid splashed on the floor and subsequently tracked throughout the other studios and offices of CBS Radio?

2) Did this vagina fluid get splashed on equipment used by WXRK employees thereby, raising the potential level of infection?

3) Was the studio cleaned after vagina fluids were sprayed?

4) Did any of the participants wash their hands after the presentation?

5) Following a chain of potential infection, who did the participants and witnesses come in contact with after the presentation?

6) After inserting the bottle of whisky into the woman's vagina, was the bottle disposed of properly, or was it merely thrown into a trash can?

7) Does the New York Board of Health consider this type of activity to be an acceptable health risk to employees and visitors of WXRK?

I encourage you to investigate this matter with all due dispatch. The health of the employees of WXRK-FM and visitors to this radio studio are in immediate jeopardy.

In view of this woman's actions, at minimum all employees of WXRK-FM should be required to be tested for HIV and WXRK-FM should be quarantined until such time as the facilities have been tested for HIV infection and decontaminated.

The HIV epidemic is a national crisis and the actions of CBS Radio, Howard Stern and WXRK-FM are beyond the pale of an appropriate workplace environment.

Employees in any environment should not be subjected to such grievous health risks. Simply stated, the potential of HIV infection should NOT be an occupational hazard to unsuspecting employees of, or visitors to, a radio station.

You have the facts, I trust you will act with immediacy, urgency and to the fullest extent of the law.

I await your response.

Sincerely,


______________________________________
Al Westcott


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